Carla Wilkins The Expermiment

So…that was a complete waste of time.  HA HA!  Don’t know why it still amuses me, but it does.  New York likes to claim it’s so tuff, but only when you don’t wear “Hello, My Name Is”  tags on your jacket. 

Oh well, that experiment was a bust.  Onto the next experiment.  According to my timeline, I should be moving to experimenting using “Chanel’s Theory” however, I have to wait until I finish this Raw Food’s Cleanse that I’m on.  I can’t really focus on anything else as my mind is constantly consumed by the thought of Food. 

Originally I did a twenty day Master Cleanse fast, and now I’m on day one of the Raw Food diet based cleanse.  By the time I’m done, I’ll definitely be ready to go into the “Chanel” experiment.  Either that or, onto Chanel’s runway because I’ll be so thin.  LOL! 

I suppose I could skip the Chanel theory and move onto the “wedding band, creep detector” experiment.  Hmmmm…..

Well, apparently, New Yorkers are made uncomfortable by the Hello My Name is tag.  They glance at it and quickly turn their heads as if they’re thinking, if she doesn’t know that I noticed, I will not have to say Hello or anything to her.  LOL!  Amazing. 

I can factually say that I have more random conversations with strangers when I do not where it as opposed to when I do.  I know I said I’d  wear it for a month, but a month of making New Yorkers uncomfortable will wear thin on me.  I  like interesting things, and this is far from interesting.  I’m going to have to read tha article again and maybe refresh my desire to wear it. 

I have an idea to introduce myself to several people a day on the street, but I don’t have a point to it.  I could say that its increasing my people’s skills, but I can say, and I’m sure people who know me can vouch for me, that I don’t really have a people’s skills problems.  Who knows?? Something has to be done.  Maybe I should just wear a sign that says tell me something interesting…maybe that would bring more of a response.  Hmmmm…

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Now that we’ve gotten rid of the dirty laundry…..let the games…BEGIN!